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sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

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judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim

Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. 

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yelyahwilliams:

istillloveparamore:

Jon tweeted a link to this story, it’s incredible

forgiveness is a possible thing.

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

I might actually stab you more if you said this to me.

Then again, why am I stabbing anyone?

Oh right. People suck.

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Spent a solid two minutes laughing uncontrollably while my girlfriend looked at me like I was dying.

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sightwatcher:

vgjunk:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters, SNES.

GO, NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!

sightwatcher:

vgjunk:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters, SNES.

GO, NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!

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totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:

from one insomniac to the next

this shit will put you out

there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

apparently they’re all psychological except this one

but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION


The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

I would drink this stuff when my army reserve unit would go on weekend/two week trips. Works like a charm and tastes good.

It does work! I love the sleep one!!!

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wreckedxteen:

canna-bish:

Thank you so fucking much.

im in teaaars

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learntodrownbeforeyoulearntoswim:

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.


This is Christiaan

learntodrownbeforeyoulearntoswim:

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

This is Christiaan

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foxcomma:

blackwallflower:

avelandthesea:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

I really wanna go there

i always reblog stuff like this, the earth is taking it all back. 

Wish I would’ve checked this out when I was down there.

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justthetwoofusacrosstheuniverse:

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

A-freaking-men!

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fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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wishy0uwere-h3re:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

i-paint-myself

wishy0uwere-h3re:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

i-paint-myself

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